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Monday, February 15, 2010

One Ass + One Ass = Two Asses

First Ass: Donald Trump is calling on the Nobel Committee to yank away former Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize.

Of course people who make such idiotic remarks usually leave out one or two important factors - like Vancouver's "unseasonably warm temperatures and lack of snow."

Scientists have gone to great lengths to explain "that the storms do not disprove climate change. Some even believe that climate change contributed to the storms."

Oh, what an ass thou art Donny Boy. You're Fired.



Second Ass: Remember when Republican House Leader John Boehner demanded that Health Care proposals be posted online? That was February 8.

Now, seven days later, he is criticizing the White House announcement that the Health Care proposal would be posted online.

" 'A productive bipartisan discussion should begin with a clean sheet of paper,' Boehner said in a statement."

Oh what an ass thou art John Boy.

One ass + one ass makes two asses. Even I can add that up.


14 comments:

  1. Leslie,
    Just checked your math.believe you're right, both about the amount of asses and them being asses.

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  2. And that hardy perennial, creationist-mooseophage-teabagger-queen Sarah Palin, makes three.....and the right-wingers have gone back even further than the Dark Ages, to the Tri-Assic era.

    On the other hand, everything about them is pretty half-assed.....

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  3. Yup, thems some ugly asses! Bonehead is worried about the room size,when they get together next week, what a queer!

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  4. First Ass: The Donald is probably jealous because he can't stand anybody owning something he can't buy.

    Second Ass: He's just an ass for no particular reason.

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  5. How can you expect a pair of asses to say something up front and above the belt! Both of them climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

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  6. Like Infidel753 said, LOL. It will be a cold day in hell when Trump wins a Nobel prize — unless they start one for vanity.

    As for Boehner, there is nothing Obama, Reid and Pelosi could do that would elicit his cooperation in passing health care reform. Which begs the question, why bother trying?

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  7. A flush beats two asses, so let's flush these two!

    Damn it! When are people going to learn the definitions of "weather" and "climate"???? (I must have posted them three times!)

    Gritty post and great comments.

    BJ

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  8. I could of course be wrong but I think Obama has them by the ying-yang over this upcoming meeting. They're resisting because they really haven't had any viable alternatives to offer and they don't want the whole world to know just how inadequate they are. They're coming to the table empty handed because they've been too preoccupied with saying No.

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  9. Obama has them by the ying-yang

    Sounds painful.

    They're coming to the table empty handed

    Until they get their pitifully inadequate ying-yangs back, anyway.

    What an ass-tonishing bunch.

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  10. PS If the meeting is anything like that question-and-answer session Obama recently had with them, they're going to get their asses (and ying-yangs) handed to them, thoroughly kicked. It's no wonder they don't want it televised.

    BJ: Damn it! When are people going to learn the definitions of "weather" and "climate"????

    Evolution has been scientifically understood for 150 years now, and these, ah, posteriors in human form still think it means a "random" process. Figuring out what climate science actually means may take them even longer.

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  11. I tweeted that Trump was a stupid t__t (rhymes with what) last night and I don't use language like that on public forums... I'll go with ass... and you know what I'm thinking punctuates the word...??? And thats what Trump and Boehner have always been. GReat post.

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  12. They're resisting because they really haven't had any viable alternatives to offer and they don't want the whole world to know just how inadequate they are.

    Too late! We already know!! BWAHAHA! :)

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  13. All this talk of asses and the only thing that comes to mind is a line from the movie "Sweet Home Alabama" where Earl Smoot tells his daughter,"Sugar Bean, you can't ride two horse with one ass!"

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  14. Well, your comments have certainly been ass-stounding. I've enjoyed them all and am still laughing. I think we could put a one-act play on words together.

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