American men might have some work to do. They may score pretty well at catching their prey but they seem to have a little problem doing the horizontal rumba. Too rough, say 15,000 women in a poll carried out by www.OnePoll.com. In fact, American men rated right smack dab in the middle of the world's 10 worst lovers.
THE WORST:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. American (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
THE BEST:
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
If each one of these women danced the rumba with only one representative of each of these countries, that would add up to 300,000 turns around the floor.
The next flight for Spain leaves when?
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