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Thursday, October 01, 2009

World's Best/Worst Lovers

American men might have some work to do. They may score pretty well at catching their prey but they seem to have a little problem doing the horizontal rumba. Too rough, say 15,000 women in a poll carried out by In fact, American men rated right smack dab in the middle of the world's 10 worst lovers.


1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. American (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)


1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

If each one of these women danced the rumba with only one representative of each of these countries, that would add up to 300,000 turns around the floor.

The next flight for Spain leaves when?

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