Beck the Ignorant Moron Advises Obama

Glenn Beck, the so-called Foxy entertainer, has advice for President Obama before he chooses a replacement for Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens.

“If [Obama]’s smart,

he’ll find a gay, handicapped, black woman who’s an immigrant.

Because that way.. she could be the devil, she could say ‘I hate America, I want to destroy America’…” His logic? The left is bleeding moderates, their “base is becoming smaller and smaller,” and so, to energize the people they have left, they need to evoke “hatred and fear.”

This slimy bucket of blubber has hit his lowest depth of demonic depravity in my opinion. If readers get a kick out of seeing his ugly mug and listening to his moronic voice, be my guest.

Glenn Beck: Humor for the Soul

From The Huffington Post by David Kronke. Satire at its best. A few exerpts.

Which living person do you most admire?
 Frank Caliendo. His John Madden impersonation is spot-on! His Obama isn't very good, but I think he knows that, because he calls the character Charles Hussein Barkley or something.

On what occasion do you lie? Whenever there's a microphone in front of me.

What is your motto? "Some of my best friends have friends who know black people."

Glenn Beck No Scripps Spelling Bee Champ