If I still lived in Colorado, I would vote for this man based on this short ad alone:
John Hickenlooper is the very astute and forward thinking Democratic mayor of Denver. He is running for governor of Colorado against the Republican Neanderthal Dan Maes, a regular do-nothing know-nothing kind of guy.
Readers here were first introduced to the mindless wonderfulness of Maes when he warned "voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper's policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are 'converting Denver into a United Nations community.'"
Amazingly Maes actually won the Republican primary. Seems his opponent, Scott McInnis and the much favored candidate, took a nose dive when it was discovered that he plagiarized an article he called "Musings on Water."
Since Maes has a few campaign finance oopsies, Hickenlooper could probably dance down the hall of the Denver City and County Building in boxer shorts singing - Singing In the Rain - and still win.
t/h to Mediate